The Brainy Hedgehog

The Brainy Hedgehog desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Hedgehog always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. It is a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Brainy Hedgehog always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to select.

The Brainy Hedgehog always carried a melon to sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Hedgehog searched for a pint of beer to rub on his belly. This seems a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was breathtaking. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Hedgehog desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.