Stupid Hedgehog

Stupid Hedgehog desperately searched for a condom that they would often break. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

Stupid Hedgehog carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Stupid Hedgehog looked for a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Hedgehog had a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Hedgehog desperately craved for a vibrator that they would embrace. It should be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Hedgehog had a sack of potatoes that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.