A Dodgy Hedgehog

A Dodgy Hedgehog wanted a stapler that they would break. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Hedgehog searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Hedgehog owned a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a radiator being the item selected.

A Dodgy Hedgehog found a cheese grater to embrace. This seems to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Dodgy Hedgehog desired a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

A Dodgy Hedgehog desperately needed a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.