The Special Hedgehog

The Special Hedgehog wanted a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Special Hedgehog desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Special Hedgehog always carried a custard pie to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Special Hedgehog desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Special Hedgehog looked for a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It would be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was breathtaking. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Special Hedgehog needed a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it