The Exciting Hedgehog

The Exciting Hedgehog needed a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Hedgehog had a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Hedgehog looked for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Hedgehog craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a funny action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Hedgehog had a dildo to hug. It should be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Exciting Hedgehog often carried a cucumber that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is amazing. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.