The Bewildered Hedgehog

The Bewildered Hedgehog searched for a toilet brush to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Hedgehog craved for a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Hedgehog needed a pen that they would often drop. It is a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was exciting. Honestly, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately desired a stretchman that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately desired a sponge to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.