His Nervous Hedgehog

His Nervous Hedgehog wanted a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Nervous Hedgehog desperately desired a dildo that they would often share. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Hedgehog wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. It was a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

His Nervous Hedgehog found a CD player that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

His Nervous Hedgehog always carried a can of Tango that they would break. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Nervous Hedgehog always kept a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.