The Bum Loving Hedgehog

The Bum Loving Hedgehog craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog always carried a radiator that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog always had with them a melon that they would embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon having that done to it

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately desired a helmet that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was opted for.