His Famous Hedgehog

His Famous Hedgehog owned a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

His Famous Hedgehog looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be an original idea, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

His Famous Hedgehog desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is stunning. A custard pie was the item that was opted for.

His Famous Hedgehog desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Famous Hedgehog desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was sublime. A chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Famous Hedgehog always had with them a block of cheese that they would embrace. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.