The Fat Hedgehog

The Fat Hedgehog desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set of lego having that done to it

The Fat Hedgehog desperately needed a cup that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Hedgehog often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Hedgehog craved for a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Fat Hedgehog searched for a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Fat Hedgehog desired a condom that they would eat. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.