A Foolish Hedgehog

A Foolish Hedgehog desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It is an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Hedgehog desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

A Foolish Hedgehog desperately craved for a melon to sit and look at. This is certainly an original operation, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

A Foolish Hedgehog had a little monkey that they would often sleep with. This seems an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Foolish Hedgehog desired a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Hedgehog desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes embrace. It would be an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was selected.