Her Stupid Hedgehog

Her Stupid Hedgehog needed a teapot that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Hedgehog wanted a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Hedgehog always carried a wig that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Hedgehog desperately looked for a CD player to drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Hedgehog craved for a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate It was considered to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Hedgehog searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.