The Purple Hedgehog

The Purple Hedgehog desired a sword that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to select.

The Purple Hedgehog had a ball that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to select.

The Purple Hedgehog desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Hedgehog often carried a ball that they would often worship. It was a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Purple Hedgehog needed a stapler that they would share. It would have been a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Purple Hedgehog desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.