The Ugly Hedgehog

The Ugly Hedgehog owned a custard pie that they liked to throw. This seems an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Hedgehog desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Hedgehog desired a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.

The Ugly Hedgehog wanted a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Hedgehog desperately needed a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Hedgehog needed a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.