His Depressed Hedgehog

His Depressed Hedgehog looked for a lava lamp that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be stunning. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Depressed Hedgehog desired a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

His Depressed Hedgehog desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Hedgehog desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen item.

His Depressed Hedgehog desperately craved for a can of coke to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

His Depressed Hedgehog always had with them a big sponge to smash. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A big sponge would be the item that was opted for.