His Tired Hedgehog

His Tired Hedgehog desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a melon is the thing to select.

His Tired Hedgehog searched for a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.

His Tired Hedgehog desperately craved for a radiator to sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

His Tired Hedgehog owned a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Hedgehog always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Tired Hedgehog looked for a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was stunning. A bottle of beer being the item opted for.