Retarded Hedgehog

Retarded Hedgehog needed a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Hedgehog carried a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Retarded Hedgehog desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often drop. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Retarded Hedgehog desperately wanted a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Hedgehog carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Retarded Hedgehog searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.