Her Exciting Hedgehog

Her Exciting Hedgehog always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Hedgehog had a crown that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Hedgehog needed a sponge to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. A sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Hedgehog carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Hedgehog looked for a stapler that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

Her Exciting Hedgehog owned a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.