Confused Hedgehog

Confused Hedgehog always carried a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Confused Hedgehog desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Hedgehog looked for a little monkey to embrace. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A little monkey being the thing opted for.

Confused Hedgehog needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Confused Hedgehog found a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Hedgehog desperately needed a cup that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a cup being the item selected.