The Bewildered Hedgehog

The Bewildered Hedgehog needed a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Bewildered Hedgehog craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A set square would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desired a CD player that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Hedgehog had a stapler that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately looked for a spade that they would often throw. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.