The Blue Hedgehog

The Blue Hedgehog desperately wanted a tomato that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.

The Blue Hedgehog had a CD player that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Hedgehog carried a crown that they would often drop. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Hedgehog often carried a pen that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Hedgehog desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Blue Hedgehog always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.