Ugly Hedgehog

Ugly Hedgehog desperately looked for a hat that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Hedgehog craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Ugly Hedgehog wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Hedgehog often carried a dildo that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Hedgehog always carried a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Hedgehog desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to select.