A Little Hedgehog

A Little Hedgehog desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

A Little Hedgehog searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a strange idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

A Little Hedgehog owned a pen that they would often hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

A Little Hedgehog always kept a sponge to break. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Little Hedgehog desperately craved for a pint of beer to insert somewhere. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Little Hedgehog often carried a little monkey that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was epic. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.