The Horny Hedgehog

The Horny Hedgehog always kept a bag of poop to sleep with. It might be a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Hedgehog carried a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Hedgehog desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Horny Hedgehog carried a bat to annihilate It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.

The Horny Hedgehog craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Hedgehog desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.