His Dodgy Hedgehog

His Dodgy Hedgehog desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. This seems an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Dodgy Hedgehog always carried a teapot that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Hedgehog desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Hedgehog desperately needed a computer that they sometimes hug. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer being the item selected.

His Dodgy Hedgehog wanted a wig that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Hedgehog desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be wonderful. A dildo being the item opted for.