Ugly Hedgehog

Ugly Hedgehog desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing selected.

Ugly Hedgehog found a porno magazine that they would occasionally demolish. This seems an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Ugly Hedgehog desperately desired a computer that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A computer being the item opted for.

Ugly Hedgehog found a bag of flour that they would often break. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Ugly Hedgehog always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be exciting. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

Ugly Hedgehog desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.