The Silly Hedgehog

The Silly Hedgehog desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Silly Hedgehog had a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to select.

The Silly Hedgehog needed a condom that they would eat. It should be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Hedgehog desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Silly Hedgehog craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Silly Hedgehog carried a hat that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to opt for.