The Beautiful Hedgehog

The Beautiful Hedgehog looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Hedgehog desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Hedgehog desired a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. This seems an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Hedgehog needed a condom that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a condom being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Hedgehog desperately desired a piece of paper that they would smash. It would be a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Hedgehog carried a big sponge that they would annihilate This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.