Their Confused Hedgehog

Their Confused Hedgehog always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Their Confused Hedgehog needed a cup that they would eat. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

Their Confused Hedgehog desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Hedgehog owned a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Their Confused Hedgehog found a set of lego that they would cuddle. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A set of lego was the chosen thing.

Their Confused Hedgehog desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. It might have been a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was simply life. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.