His Foolish Hedgehog

His Foolish Hedgehog desperately craved for a wig that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Foolish Hedgehog often carried a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

His Foolish Hedgehog wanted a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

His Foolish Hedgehog looked for a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Foolish Hedgehog desperately searched for a computer that they would throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

His Foolish Hedgehog owned a can of Tango that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.