The Big Hedgehog

The Big Hedgehog desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Big Hedgehog needed a cheese grater that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Big Hedgehog desperately wanted a sponge that they would often smash. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Hedgehog searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Big Hedgehog desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes break. It might be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

The Big Hedgehog always carried a mug that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.