The Adventurous Hedgehog

The Adventurous Hedgehog desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Hedgehog always carried a set square to smash. It would be a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to select.

The Adventurous Hedgehog craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Hedgehog wanted a dildo that they would cuddle. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo having that done to it

The Adventurous Hedgehog desperately looked for a stretchman to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Hedgehog had a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.