The Depressed Hedgehog

The Depressed Hedgehog looked for a little monkey that they sometimes share. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Hedgehog desperately looked for a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Hedgehog often carried a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Depressed Hedgehog wanted a bag of poop that they would worship. This could be considered a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was stunning. A bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Hedgehog always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Hedgehog always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it