Their Bum Loving Hedgehog

Their Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately searched for a ball to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Hedgehog always carried a condom that they would sometimes break. It should have been a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.

Their Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately desired a bat to experiment on. It might be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would break. It should have been an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Their Bum Loving Hedgehog had a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Their Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately needed a hat that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A hat would be the item that was opted for.