Stupid Hedgehog

Stupid Hedgehog had a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Hedgehog always carried a porno magazine that they would often worship. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Stupid Hedgehog always had with them a condom that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Hedgehog always kept a bag of poop to smash. It would have been a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Hedgehog desired a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Stupid Hedgehog looked for a can of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a different operation, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.