Their Unusual Hedgehog

Their Unusual Hedgehog desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

Their Unusual Hedgehog wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Hedgehog owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. It should be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was stunning. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Their Unusual Hedgehog wanted a dildo that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Their Unusual Hedgehog desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

Their Unusual Hedgehog had a crown that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.