The Grumpy Hedgehog

The Grumpy Hedgehog had a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was out of this world. A sword is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Hedgehog needed a stapler that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Hedgehog desperately desired a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. A ball would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Hedgehog desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Hedgehog desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Hedgehog desperately craved for a condom that they would often worship. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.