Her Fat Hedgehog

Her Fat Hedgehog owned a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. A vibrator having that done to it

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately desired a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately needed a stapler to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Hedgehog carried a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.