Their Dodgy Hedgehog

Their Dodgy Hedgehog needed a wig that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Hedgehog found a rubber johnny to eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Their Dodgy Hedgehog always had with them a stapler that they would often smash. This is certainly a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A stapler was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Hedgehog wanted a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Hedgehog desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

Their Dodgy Hedgehog carried a vibrator that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.