My Anxious Hedgehog

My Anxious Hedgehog often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Hedgehog desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

My Anxious Hedgehog carried a toilet brush to worship. It was an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be exciting. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Hedgehog desperately needed a can of Tango that they would break. It would be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Hedgehog often carried a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

My Anxious Hedgehog often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.