Their Stupid Hedgehog

Their Stupid Hedgehog wanted a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. It might have been a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Their Stupid Hedgehog searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

Their Stupid Hedgehog looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Hedgehog owned a tomato that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.

Their Stupid Hedgehog always carried a set square to put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Hedgehog craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.