The Horny Hedgehog

The Horny Hedgehog searched for a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Hedgehog desperately desired a vibrator to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Horny Hedgehog had a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Hedgehog desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It is a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Horny Hedgehog often carried a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Hedgehog needed a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to select.