The Bewildered Hedgehog

The Bewildered Hedgehog carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. A spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Hedgehog needed a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A stapler being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately desired a custard pie that they would often share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A custard pie being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Hedgehog wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Bewildered Hedgehog always carried a sponge that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.