His Blue Hedgehog

His Blue Hedgehog desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

His Blue Hedgehog always carried a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be exciting. A bat is the thing to choose.

His Blue Hedgehog desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

His Blue Hedgehog found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. This seems a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. A painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Blue Hedgehog had a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

His Blue Hedgehog found a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.