The Talented Hedgehog

The Talented Hedgehog wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Hedgehog always carried a melon to insert somewhere. It should be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Talented Hedgehog looked for a condom that they would often worship. This seems an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

The Talented Hedgehog found a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Hedgehog always carried a big sponge that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Hedgehog always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.