Her Fucking Hedgehog

Her Fucking Hedgehog often carried a helmet that they would occasionally eat. It was a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Her Fucking Hedgehog always carried a little monkey to share. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

Her Fucking Hedgehog always carried a piece of paper to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Hedgehog searched for a piece of paper that they would break. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Hedgehog craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Hedgehog searched for a bat to annihilate This seems a weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bat is the thing to opt for.