Fucking Hedgehog

Fucking Hedgehog owned a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Fucking Hedgehog carried a set square that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set square of all things.

Fucking Hedgehog often carried a porno magazine to drop. It should be an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Fucking Hedgehog looked for a radiator to demolish. It should be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Fucking Hedgehog had a computer to eat. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

Fucking Hedgehog desired a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing selected.