A Fucking Hedgehog

A Fucking Hedgehog always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. This seems a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Hedgehog searched for a crown that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A crown is the item to select.

A Fucking Hedgehog always carried a dildo that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Fucking Hedgehog had a bag of flour that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Fucking Hedgehog always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

A Fucking Hedgehog searched for a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.