My Adorable Hedgehog

My Adorable Hedgehog needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Hedgehog looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Adorable Hedgehog desired a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Adorable Hedgehog carried a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Adorable Hedgehog desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be magnificent. A cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

My Adorable Hedgehog owned a toilet brush that they would share. It would be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A toilet brush of all things.