A Fucking Hedgehog

A Fucking Hedgehog desperately wanted a stapler that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Hedgehog needed a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword having that done to it

A Fucking Hedgehog looked for a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is epic. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Hedgehog found a crown that they would drop. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Hedgehog desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Hedgehog wanted a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.